DrInKs MEnu

I’m not one to turn down a drink, so trust me when I tell you this is the ULTIMATE happy hour - zero hangovers, zero regrets, and absolutely no questionable texts to your ex.

Beer for the boys, martinis for the ladies, and an espresso martini for… whoever needs it most (you know who you are). These booze-free candles look so real you’ll be halfway to saying, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!” before you remember they’re wax.

And the scents? We’re talking rich espresso, zesty orange, and juicy peach. All the fun of cocktails, none of the regrets.

Perfect for setting the vibe, confusing your guests, or proving that you can party without waking up with shame and a mysteriously empty wallet.

So, let’s raise a glass of wax - because it really is 5 o’clock somewhere.

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Strawberry Martini Candle
Don't Eat My Candle
Strawberry Martini Candle Sale price$58.50 AUD
Peach Martini Candle
Don't Eat My Candle
Peach Martini Candle Sale price$64.50 AUD
Dirty Martini Candle
Don't Eat My Candle
Dirty Martini Candle Sale price$58.50 AUD
Espresso Martini Candle
Don't Eat My Candle
Espresso Martini Candle Sale price$58.50 AUD

saY hI to thE gang :)

thE MagIc bEhInd our mEnu

We know, they look delicious. Compliments to the chef.

Our candles are whipped up in the Don’t Eat My Candle kitchen by wax chefs who obsess over food, fragrance and perfect hand-pours. The real challenge? Gifting one without wanting to keep it for yourself.

thEy looK Good Enough to Eat

Our candles look so realistic they’ll have you second-guessing dinner plans.
But seriously, don't f*****g eat it.

DEssErt For your NosE

Think caramely, fruity, vanillay & peachy oolongy scents- sweet, sophisticated, and absolutely nothing like the food they look like.

HandcraFtEd WIth ObsEssIon

Our wax artisans treat every pour as though they're making a five-star meal. That's why our candles are funny, fabulous and gift-worthy.