DrInKs MEnu

I’m not one to turn down a drink, so trust me when I tell you this is the ULTIMATE happy hour - zero hangovers, zero regrets, and absolutely no questionable texts to your ex.

Beer for the boys, martinis for the ladies, and an espresso martini for… whoever needs it most (you know who you are). These booze-free candles look so real you’ll be halfway to saying, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!” before you remember they’re wax.

And the scents? We’re talking rich espresso, zesty orange, and juicy peach. All the fun of cocktails, none of the regrets.

Perfect for setting the vibe, confusing your guests, or proving that you can party without waking up with shame and a mysteriously empty wallet.

So, let’s raise a glass of wax - because it really is 5 o’clock somewhere.