Would you like food or a round of cocktails? Why choose when you can have both? Our candles satisfy all your cravings; from burgers and fries to martinis and beer - that look so real, you’ll actually wonder if taking a bite could reeaalllyy be that bad (spoiler: yes, it f*****g would be).
Craving a juicy burger? Got it. Feeling fancy with a martini? Say less. Each hand-poured masterpiece is designed to confuse your guests, prank your friends, and make your home smell absolutely divine.
It’s the ultimate menu for serving chaos, sparking laughs, and spicing up your space… just don’t f*****g eat it.
We know, they look delicious. Compliments to the chef.
Our candles are whipped up in the Don’t Eat My Candle kitchen by wax chefs who obsess over food, fragrance and perfect hand-pours. The real challenge? Gifting one without wanting to keep it for yourself.
thEy looK Good Enough to Eat
Our candles look so realistic they’ll have you second-guessing dinner plans. But seriously, don't f*****g eat it.
DEssErt For your NosE
Think caramely, fruity, vanillay & peachy oolongy scents- sweet, sophisticated, and absolutely nothing like the food they look like.
HandcraFtEd WIth ObsEssIon
Our wax artisans treat every pour as though they're making a five-star meal. That's why our candles are funny, fabulous and gift-worthy.
stIll hungry?
Maybe you should sit with the cool kids. We'll share our food AND our sweet deals with you. For example, how to get 10% off your first order.